Mr. OLTP
![[Picture: Mr. OLTP]](/pics/small_mr_oltp.jpg) |
| Mr. OLTP looks for the manual |
A highly self opinionated and somewhat bigoted man
of mystery. He combines a rudimentary knowledge of On-Line Transaction Processing (OLTP) and
computers in general with the social skills of a professional Star
Trekking Train Spotting Anorak. He's therefore not like anybody else
working for ZOIS. He cannot be contacted by telephone (and
if he could he wouldn't answer it, he's that type of guy). If you want
to send him an E-mail then you might as well ask Mr. OLTP a question.
~Z~
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Highlights
This site is mainly about On-Line Transaction Processing (OLTP). We've some
other papers on this:
Also of Interest
Juicy morsels from the rest of the site:
- Some site news; it's a sort of infrequently
updated journal for the author too.
- Rather specific Technical Notes, the author can
still bore people in the Historic Third-person.
- Of the little hacks that have been done recently, the Unofficial Jobcentre
Plus Mirror seems to have gained the most traction.
- Other ephemeral, eclectic stuff. Mostly
photographs.
- A series of Gormless Anecdotes, basically
recycled e-mails.